Step off, K-tel

If you have some time in your day . . . and especially if you don't have any time at all, you should go to Albums That Don't Exist. Trust me, it'll make you feel cool and might also restore your broken faith in humanity. Also, you might wax poetic about the order-in-chaos nature of the Web, and how interconnected secret cabals are in fact ruling the planet. You even may be tempted to start up a band. Just don't take the name London Buses. I call dibs on that one.